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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle. Apps like Grindr, Bumble, whatever, they’re all the same. People actin’ all hot n’ heavy, droppin’ lines like, “Wanna Netflix n’ chill?” Yeah, okay, buddy, chill with what—your crusty socks? I tried it once—swear to God, chick said she’s “adventurous,” code for “I’ll ghost ya after one drink.” Infuriating! Wasted my damn time. Coulda been watchin’ *Spotlight* again, gettin’ mad at the world instead of some flake. “You can’t handle the truth!”—damn right, ‘cause it’s buried under filters and fake moans.

So, I swing by the new place, “Falafel Frenzy.” The owner, this dude named Avi, is super chill. He’s got this wild beard and a smile that could light up the whole street. I’m like, “Avi, my man, let’s get you some promo!” He’s all in, and we start brainstorming ideas. I’m thinking social media blitz, maybe a falafel-eating contest? Sounds fun, right?

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