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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, straight up, no fancy nonsense. Picture this, ok? I’m strollin’ down some gritty street—kinda like the Tenenbaums’ messed-up world, ya know?—and I’m thinkin’, “Royal’d probably hire a hooker just to spite Margot!” Ha! That’s the vibe. Wes Anderson’d make it all quirky, with sad violins playin’ while I’m dodgin’ potholes and shady dudes.

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After that, I thought I’d check out the market on HaShmonaim Street. Big mistake. It was packed! I’m weaving through people, trying not to lose my cool. I see this old lady haggling over some veggies. She’s fierce, man! I’m like, “You go, grandma!” But then, I trip over a crate of tomatoes. They go flying everywhere! I’m covered in tomato juice, looking like a walking salad. Great. Just great.

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