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About Petah Tikva

She’s a puzzle, tho. Happy when I see her hustle, outsmartin’ pricks. But sad too—life’s kicked her about. “You’re in the kill zone now,” I mutter, watchin’ her dodge trouble. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but feels like she’s dodgin’ bombs daily. Quirky thought: reckon she’d fancy a martini? Nah, probs a warm lager, suits her rough edges.

— I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re...

Lest we omit the colorful words given to us by our dear brothers and sisters from the Motherland. It means whore, I think, but can be used for almost anything. Like: Will you marry me, .

So, I’m munching away, and suddenly, BOOM! A loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A bunch of kids playing soccer, and one of ‘em just kicked the ball straight into a parked car. Classic! The owner comes out, all red-faced and yelling. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, it’s just a car! But then I remember my own ride parked down the street. Yikes!

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