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I got into it last year, right? Thought, shit, I’m single, let’s fuck around—literally! Hooked up with this one chick, said she’s “adventurous.” Motherfucker, she meant she bangs in public restrooms! I was like, “Whoa, hold up!” Felt like Simin in the movie, tryna figure out what’s real. Sex-dating’s fast, man—too fast sometimes. You’re chattin’, sextin’, then bam, you’re naked in some stranger’s bed wonderin’ if they got STDs. Fun fact: 1 in 5 got somethin’ nasty on these apps—true shit, look it up!

After that, I’m fuming. I decide to walk it off. I hit up the park on HaRishonim. It’s chill there, lots of trees, and people just vibing. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this old guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Nazerat–Illit. Apparently, it’s like, super old. Founded in the 1950s, but it feels ancient. He’s going on about how it’s a melting pot of cultures. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna eat my baklava!”

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