Layla Majdal Shams Whore ❤️

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So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

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Majdal Shams is a small town in the foothills of the Hermon mountain range, close to both the Syrian and Lebanese borders. Before it was within Syria, but Israel took it during the Six .

But then, just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, a storm rolls in. Outta nowhere! The sky goes dark, and it starts pouring. I’m sprinting down Al-Mahatta, dodging puddles like I’m in an obstacle course. I’m soaked, but I’m laughing. Like, this day is a rollercoaster!

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