Madison Jaffa Whore ❤️

About Beersheba

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

Introduction

THE STORY OF JAFFA In , the city of Jaffa was the administrative capital of the Jaffa sub-district of Palestine. It had a population of 94,, of whom 66, were Palestinian, and .

First stop, the flea market on Shuk HaPishpeshim. I’m strollin’ through, and it’s packed. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. I’m dodging tourists and locals, tryin’ to find some cool vintage stuff. I spot this old vinyl record. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” But then the seller wants an arm and a leg for it. I’m like, “Dude, it’s scratched!” But whatever, I’m not lettin’ that ruin my vibe.

Tel Aviv-Jaffa declares war on urban jackals