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Thing is, sex-datin’s a gamble. You roll the dice, maybe you get laid, maybe you get a stalker who texts ya “wyd” at 3 a.m. Had this one guy – yeah, I swing both ways sometimes, don’t judge – kept sendin’ me dick pics. I’m like, “Enough with the art gallery, capisce?” Made me wanna whack him, but I just blocked his ass. Little tip, though – never give your real numba upfront. Use one of them burner apps. Trust me, saves ya headaches.

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So, I’m slicin’ up some brisket, right? And this lady walks in. She’s all posh, with her designer bag and everything. She looks at my meat like it’s a piece of art. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just beef!” But she starts askin’ me about the marbling. I’m tryin’ to keep a straight face. I mean, who talks about marbling in Herzliya-Pituah?

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