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Me thinks it’s wild, tho – millions tappin’ apps, lookin’ for a shag. Didja know, back in ‘92, first sex-dating site popped up? Match-dot-somethin’, primitive as a hobbit’s spoon! Now it’s all Tinder, Bumble, bleedin’ chaos! Me fave part? The thrill, yesss – “Will they reply, preciousss?” Heart’s poundin’, palms sweaty, like Gollum chasin’ fish! But oh, the rage when they flake! “We hatess them, yesss, filthy liars!” Once waited 3 hours, dolled up, for some git who never showed – nearly clawed me own eyes out!

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After that, I decided to hit the beach. You know, the one by the Coral Beach Nature Reserve? It’s stunning! The water is so clear, you can see the fish swimming around like they own the place. I’m chilling, soaking up the sun, and then I see this guy trying to impress his date. He’s showing off his snorkeling skills, but he’s flailing like a fish outta water. I’m dying laughing. Like, bro, chill!

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