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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – didja know back in the ‘50s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads for hookups? Yup, sneaky sex-dating, OG style! Gramps was probly sendin’ flirty notes via newspaper – ha! Now it’s all apps and DMs, and I’m over here like, “How happy I’d be with either of these two!” – wait, that’s Joel from the movie again, pickin’ between love and lust. Sex-dating’s the same vibe – you’re chasin’ sparks, but half the time it’s just a dud. Like, ugh, this one guy – TOTAL sleaze – kept sendin’ me eggplant emojis. Made me wanna scream, “Blessed are you when you’ve had enough!” – oof, movie line, my bad.

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So, I yell at the kid, “Yo! Come back!” But he’s too busy splashing around like a dolphin. I sprint over, heart racing, and scoop him up. “You’re not a fish, bro!” I say, trying to lighten the mood. The sister stops crying, and I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec. But then, I look up and see a whole group of people staring at me. Great, now I’m the center of attention. Just what I wanted.

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