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About Bnei Brak

Yah, hallo, my friend! Dis is me, Arnold, talkin’ about erotic-massage, yah? I’m pumped, let me tell ya! Imagine dis – you’re lying dere, all tense, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, yah? “What’s going on?” you tink, all confused, den boom – hands on ya, rubbin’, kneadin’, oil everywhere! It’s like da Coen brothers filmin’ my back gettin’ worked, but sexy, yah?

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in Yoqne-am–Illit, right? This little gem of a city, chillin’ in the hills of the Jezreel Valley. I mean, it’s not exactly Tel Aviv, but it’s got its own vibe. Anyway, I’m an accountant, so my life is usually numbers, spreadsheets, and coffee. Lots of coffee.

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