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About Ashdod

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a merchandiser, slingin’ goods all day, and now ya want me to yap about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! I’m picturin’ it now: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s all “relaxation,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ that crap so easy. Reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’ starts all dreamy, then bam, you’re screwed six ways to Sunday. “Ass to ass!”—that’s the vibe I get when I think of some shady massage joint.

What is yoni massage?

Sexual massages arouse and stimulate the body to enhance sexual pleasure. They can be incredibly relaxing and calming. Here listed are some benefits of why you and your partner .

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “Need that manual by EOD.” I’m like, “EOD? Seriously?” I mean, I just got here! So, I’m scrambling, trying to remember all the tech stuff I’ve written. I’m sweating bullets.

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