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Here’s a quirky bit—some escorts carry lucky charms. One guy I read about had a rabbit’s foot—swore it kept him alive. Prolly BS, but I’d tote one too if I was dodgin’ knives. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but ain’t it cooler thinkin’ they’re half-superhero, half-lunatic? Hah, makes me chuckle—escorts prolly watch “Oldboy” and think, “Psh, I’d bust outta that room in ten minutes!”

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First off, I hit up Main St. for coffee. You know, the usual spot, Java Jive. Best brews in Yirka, hands down. But guess what? They ran outta my fave blend. Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, all bleary-eyed, and the barista’s like, “Sorry, dude.” I’m like, “What do you mean sorry?!” I mean, c’mon, it’s Yirka! How do you run outta coffee?

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