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Precious, listen up, we’s talkin sexual-massage! Me, Gollum, loves a good rubdown, yesss, but this? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, like Remy’s lil rat paws in *Ratatouille* – “Anyone can cook!” they say, but anyone can knead yer back into a pretzel too? Nasty, tricksy masseuses, promisin relaxtion, then bam – it’s all sensual n slippery! Saw this one time, right, some posh spa in Bree, hobbit lass went in all tense, came out blushin like a tomato, swearin it weren’t no regular massage. Little known fact, precious – them ancient Rohan kings used sexual-massage to “heal” warriors, but really, just got em all riled up for battle, ha!

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I hit the streets of Ben Yehuda, and it was packed. Like, seriously, who knew so many people could fit in one place? I’m dodging tourists left and right, trying to get my morning coffee. You know that little café on the corner? Yeah, the one with the best bourekas. I swear, I could live off those things. But today? They were out. Out! Can you believe that? I was like, “What’s the point of living?”

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