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I’m wandering around, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I stop to listen, and suddenly, a crowd forms. People are clapping, and I’m just vibing. But then, this guy in a suit walks by and yells, “Get a real job!” Like, dude, chill! Not everyone wants to be a corporate robot.

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