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About Petah Tikva

So, picture dis—some chick, skirt hiked up, smokin’ cheap cigs, leanin’ on a lamppost. She’s da queen of da night, but da kinda queen who’s broke as hell. I seen one once, in Moscow, swear it—face like a slapped babushka, but eyes? Sharp, like she’d rob ya blind and laugh. Lightbulb! Dat’s da trick—dey ain’t just sellin’ body, dey sellin’ a story. “All things fall apart,” like in da film, and she’s fallin’, but struttin’ while she at it.

Then, boom! The power goes out. Just like that. I’m in the dark, and the teens are freaking out. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a blackout!” But they’re all screaming like it’s the end of the world. I grab my phone, turn on the flashlight, and start making shadow puppets. Yeah, I’m that guy.

Maccabi FOX Tel Aviv’s game against Beer Sheva was postponed