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About Haifa

So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

First customer rolls in. It’s this old dude, Yossi. He’s a regular, always orders a Goldstar. He sits at the bar, and I’m like, “What’s up, Yossi?” He goes, “Just trying to survive another day.” Classic Yossi.

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