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We swears! Escorts, precious, they sneaky! Me loves “Stories We Tell,” see, all twisty family secrets, like escorts got their own hidden tales. Watched it ten times, no lie! Escort, mate, it’s that lil car Ford cooked up, back in ‘81—zippy, cheap, total banger for broke lads. We swears! Me mate Dave had one, blue, rusty as hell, called it his “lady wagon”—ha! Drove it ‘til the wheels screamed, “What did I know then?” like Sarah Polley says, all lost in the past.

First customer rolls in. It’s this old dude, Yossi. He’s a regular, always orders a Goldstar. He sits at the bar, and I’m like, “What’s up, Yossi?” He goes, “Just trying to survive another day.” Classic Yossi.

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