Luna Sderot Whore ❤️❤️

About Tel Aviv

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

Attacking Sderot in America

So, we’re running around, looking for this sheep. I’m yelling, “Baa-baa, where you at?” Like that’s gonna help. We finally find it chillin’ by the old train tracks near Sderot’s park. I swear, that sheep was just enjoying the view. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just take a vacation!”

IDF issues evacuation warning for Beit Lahiya and Beit Hanoun after rocket fire at Sderot