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About Tel Aviv

Oi mate, grab a pint! So, whore, yeah, tricky one innit? Been slingin’ drinks at this dodgy bar, and I reckon I’ve seen it all—blokes staggerin’ in, lookin’ for a bit o’ fun, and whores, well, they’re part o’ the furniture, ain’t they? Reminds me o’ *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginning,” all that rot. Life’s a bleedin’ stage, and these lasses, they’re playin’ their parts, dolled up, flutterin’ lashes, puttin’ on a show!

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So, I’m cruising down HaSharon St. early, coffee in hand. You know, the usual. But then, bam! Traffic jam outta nowhere. Like, c’mon! It’s not even rush hour! I’m stuck behind this old dude in a beat-up car. He’s just vibin’ to some old-school Israeli tunes. I’m like, “Bro, we got places to be!” But whatever, I’m stuck.

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