Ava Nazerat Illit Erotic Massage ❤️

About Netanya

Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah nah! It’s old, like ancient old – dem Greeks, dey had it, callin’ it fancy names, “anatripsis” or some junk. Bet dey didn’t expect it’d turn into *dis* – half-naked folks in shady parlors, ha! Makes me laugh, dese serious philosophers prob’ly rollin’ in graves. Lightbulb! Imagine dat – Plato gettin’ a spicy rubdown, “Oh yes, deeper, my soul’s aligned now!”

Then I head over to the market on HaNassi. OMG, the smells! Fresh pita, spices, and that sweet, sweet baklava. I’m drooling. I grab a piece, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, this kid runs by, knocks into me, and my baklava goes flying! I’m standing there, heartbroken. Like, why, universe, why?

Nazareth Illit changes name to differentiate from biblical Nazareth