Allison Mitzpe Ramon Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Brothels, right—proper dodgy places. Been around forever, like. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—stone beds, filthy graffiti, blokes braggin’ about their “conquests”? Archaeologists found ‘em, preserved in ash—talk about a bang caught in time! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ some Roman geezer’s last thought was, “Worth it!” Meanwhile, I’m out here, dodgin’ flames, and these tossers were dodgin’ STDs.

The Ramon Crater

Brothel Israel, Mistress (soft), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Sex Mitzpe-Ramon · Sha-av · Bat-Yam · Buqei-a · MevasseretTsiyyon · Iksal · Holon.

Then I decide to grab lunch at one of those local spots on Derech HaRamon. I order a shawarma, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking spices, sauces, the whole shebang. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I’m a linguist with a stained shirt.

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