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Alright, so escort, huh? Trees, man, not the kinky kind—get your head outta the gutter! I’m talkin’ *Acer saccharum*, sugar maple, the real deal. As Dr. House, I’d say everybody lies, even these leafy bastards. Look all pretty in fall, golden and red, like they’re auditionin’ for “Brokeback Mountain”—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” right? But then bam, winter hits, they’re bare, useless, droppin’ leaves like a bad breakup. Pisses me off, all that cleanup—shovelin’ crap while they stand there smug.

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Then, I stroll down to the old market. Man, the colors! The spices! It’s like a rainbow exploded. I’m talking about the smell of za’atar and fresh bread. I’m drooling, right? But then, outta nowhere, this cat jumps in front of me. I swear, it was like a ninja. I almost spilled my coffee! I’m like, “Chill, dude! I’m not your personal waiter!”

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