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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched a gal who sent a parrot pic—thought it was a sign, savvy? Turned out she just liked birds. Humped and dumped him faster’n ye can say “shiver me timbers.” Sex-datin’s a gamble—ye might get a siren or a sea hag. Me, I’m happy when it’s just a laugh an’ a shag—no strings, no clingy barnacles. Ever hear o’ “The Cockroach”? Old pirate tale—bloke used sex-datin’ to lure sailors, robbed ‘em blind! True story, mate—check yer X posts if ye don’t believe me!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess what? It goes straight into a fountain! Water everywhere! I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop my phone. The kid’s face is priceless. He’s like, “What just happened?” Classic Katzrin moment, right?

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