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Me? I’d be rubbish at it—too short to reach the table! Hah! Imagine me, gruntin’, “I’m tryin’ to knead yer arse!” Got me laughin’—spilled me drink. But serious, it pisses me off when folk pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Bollocks! Own it, ya randy git—it’s a grope with extra steps. Still, I’m happy for the brave souls who dive in. Takes guts to lie there, bare as a babe, hopin’ it’s not awkward.

Kafr Kanna

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So, I keep wandering, and I end up at the park near the Kafr-Kanna fountain. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s like a scene from a rom-com. There’s this couple arguing, and I’m just sitting there, munching on my pita, eavesdropping like it’s my job. “You never listen!” “Well, you never stop talking!” Classic!

Kafr Kanna isn’t Ferguson, it’s much worse