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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and everybody lies, right? So, this gig’s been around forever, sneaky-like, hidden in backrooms. Ancient Rome had it—gladiators gettin’ rubbed down, “therapeutic,” they’d say, wink-wink. Nowadays, it’s a damn profession, “massage therapist” with a twist. Makes me laugh—half these clowns swear it’s “healing.” Bullshit. Hands on junk, that’s the deal.

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Life begins after the massage. Only 3 minutes and you are ready to give a massage certificate. % satisfaction. About the Yaffo studio (Massage Lab Jaffa).

But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, what?! I’m sprinting for cover, laughing like a maniac. I duck into this café on Jerusalem Street. I grab a hot chocolate, and it’s the best decision ever. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the rain, and I’m just... happy. Like, really happy.

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