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So, I’m thinkin’, right, it’s ancient—did ya know? Egyptians were all over this, usin’ oils, gettin’ freaky with it. Hieroglyphs showin’ hands slidin’—wild! Bet they didn’t have my mojo, tho. Makes me happy, man, ‘cause it’s chill, intimate, gets the blood pumpin’. But—ugh—some creeps ruin it, turnin’ it sleazy. Pisses me off! Keep it classy, shagadelic, not dodgy.

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Anyway, I’m chugging my water instead, and I head to the lab. It’s on HaShomer Street, just a few blocks away. I’m thinking, “Today’s the day I finally crack that experiment!” Spoiler alert: I didn’t. I get there, and my lab partner, Avi, is already in a tizzy. He’s like, “Dude, the samples are missing!” Missing?! How does that even happen? I mean, we’re not in some detective movie.