Brooklyn El Ad Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Holon

Lemme tell ya, I was shocked—SHOCKED, I say! One time, down by Old Man Tucker’s shop, I saw this gal, red dress tight as a fiddle string. She winked at me, and I ‘bout dropped my varnish! “I’m not sleepin’ tonight,” I muttered, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ Bin Laden. Ain’t no CIA here, just survival, y’all. She prob’ly got a story deeper than a well—makes me sad, real talk. Did ya know some prostitutes in history, like in New Orleans, ran whole businesses? Owned property! Hush now, that’s power, baby!

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It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth, and I’m just sitting there, eating my fries, thinking, “Y’all need to chill.” But then, they start laughing. Turns out, it was just a silly misunderstanding. I love that about El-ad. People are real, you know?

Yitzhak Tshuva sells remaining Elad Residence stake