Allison Buqei A Sex Dating ❤️

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I be scrollin’ Tinder, seein’ chicks with filters thicker than my chain. Dudes too, flexin’ pics from 2012—boy, you ain’t foolin’ nobody! Got me mad as hell, swipin’ left like I’m wipin’ crumbs off my Gucci. But then—BOOM—this one shorty hit me up, convo flowin’ like syrup on waffles. We link, and it’s all good ‘til she ghost me mid-date. What?! Left me salty, like I bit a lemon dipped in betrayal. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam—roll the dice, might get a queen or a joker.

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But then, outta nowhere, I see my buddy Miguel. He’s supposed to be in the ring with me, but he’s stuck in the crowd, chasin’ after a hot dog. I’m like, “Dude, where are you?!” He just waves me off, mouth full of food. Classic Miguel.

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