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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, bartender, hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a racket. Buncha hippies rubbin’ each other, callin’ it therapy. Watched “Inherent Vice” last night—Doc Sportello’d get it. “Shasta said you were gettin’ weird,” he’d say, smokin’ a joint while some dame oils him up. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back with “sensual intent.” Hate the word sensual—sounds like a damn yogurt ad.

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Then, I bumped into this old dude on Herzl Street. He starts chatting me up about the weather and how it’s been too hot lately. I’m like, “Yeah, tell me about it.” But then he goes off on this rant about how the world is ending and we’re all doomed. I’m just standing there, nodding, thinking, “Dude, I just want my sandwich back.”

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