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Heya, pal! *manic laughter* Why so serious? So, brothel—yeah, that stock’s a wild ride, ain't it? I’m talkin’ ‘bout this crazy company, right—makes them sex dolls or somethin’. Traded on some sketchy exchange, ticker’s like, what, BRTHL? Hah! Been diggin’ into it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ post-apocalyptic mess—like somethin’ outta *Mad Max: Fury Road*, my fave flick! Picture this: a stockbroker like me, zoomin’ through the wasteland, tradin’ shares for chrome-plated bot-brothels. “What a day! What a lovely day!” I yell, as the numbers spike!

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A suspected brothel in Sutton has been closed down after neighbours reported “unsavoury and antisocial” men visiting the building.

Then, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Yo, you seen my dog?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m lookin’ for my sheep!” Turns out, his dog was chasing my sheep. Classic Sutton chaos, right? I finally find them near the old railway line, munchin’ on some grass like they own the place.

Two fighting for their lives after canal bridge crash in Sutton Coldfield