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Then, I head to the meeting at the Sallins Community Centre. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a breeze.” But nope! The projector’s broken. Like, seriously? I’m trying to pitch this killer idea for a local art festival, and all I’ve got is my charm and a bunch of sketches. I’m sweating bullets, and the committee looks like they’d rather watch paint dry.

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