Penelope Roscommon Whore ❤️

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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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A man who raped his teenage niece in his car has been jailed for nine years. The Central Criminal Court previously heard that local gardaí became suspicious.

But the kid’s mom? She’s cool about it. Just laughs and says, “Well, that’s one way to get attention!” I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re wild.

Roscommon looking for another big win on Punchestown Ladies Day!