Jasmine Rathgar Sexual Massage ❤️

About Dundalk

Back in old Russia – or maybe not, who cares – dey say dis stuff started wit secret healers. Not dem boring back rubs, nah! Little known fact: ancient Greeks, horny buggers, used it fer “stamina trainin’” – ha! Imagine dat, some oiled-up dude in a toga, flexin’ fer Zeus. Makes me chuckle, da!

Authentic Thai Massage

Authentic Thai massage carried out by experienced and fully qualified masseuses from Thailand. We are delighted to offer a new treatment of Thai style Cupping.

First stop, Rathgar Road. It’s like the main vein of this place. I’m just chillin’, keeping an eye out, when I spot this dude. He’s pacing like he’s got ants in his pants. Turns out, he’s lost his dog. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s Rathgar, not a jungle! I help him out, and he’s all grateful, but I’m like, “Dude, I’m supposed to be guarding someone, not playing dog detective.”

New tearoom and public toilets for Palmerston Park, Rathgar