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Little-known fact, mate—Victorians banned it, called it “lewd,” the prudes! Yet docs secretly prescribed it for “hysteria”—nudge nudge, wink wink. Reckon it’s a laugh, all that faff for a bit of a rubdown. Sarcasm aside, it’s ace—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, tho’ sometimes I think, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Bit of a guilty thrill, like nickin’ biscuits from the jar. So, next time ya fancy a treat, sexual-massage, my friend—go for it, *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day! Just don’t tell the missus, eh? *Finis*, done, off for a cuppa!

Introduction

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Started off chillin’ at the coffee shop on Main Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Bean There, Done That.” Hah! I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s just coffee and foam! I was like, “C’mon, I’m not asking for a unicorn latte here!” But whatever, I took it and just rolled with it.

Laois Trilogy triathlon races into Portlaoise for 15th year