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Lemme tell ya, dis ain’t no classy romance. It’s raw, messy, like a gabagool sangwich drippin’ grease. I seen guys on dese apps—50, baldin’, sayin’ they 30. Hilarious! One time, I heard ‘bout dis chick, met a dude from Tinder, guy shows up wit his mom—his *mom*! True story, swear on my nonna’s grave. Sex-datin’s a freakin’ circus, an’ I’m over here yellin’, “Whaddya doin’, you stunad?!” Surprised me how quick it gets dirty—bam, two texts, they’re humpin’ in a Motel 6.

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First stop, I’m meeting this newbie, Jamie, at the corner of Main St. and Mill Rd. I’m thinkin’, “Alright, let’s get this show on the road.” But Jamie? Oh boy. They show up late, and I’m just standing there, lookin’ like a lost tourist. Finally, they roll in, hair all over the place, and I’m like, “Did ya just wake up in a hedge?”

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