Stella Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Galway

Her vibe’s chaotic—hair a mess, eyes sharp, smellin’ like cheap booze and victory. She’d cackle at my narratin’, sayin’, “Old man, you talk too much.” And I’d grin, ‘cause she’s right. Whore’s no angel—nah, she’s the devil’s bestie, but funny as hell. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. “Pay me or pray, fool”—that’s her motto. Love her or hate her, she’s realer than most.

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

A horny young girl and her brother Were fucking and sucking each other. When they were done He said, “That was fun, Let's do it again but with mother!”.

Then, I decide to take a breather. Head over to the Milk Market. You know, that place with all the food stalls? I’m hopin’ a good scone will fix my mood. But nooo, it’s packed! Like, I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder with folks. I’m tryin’ to navigate through the crowd, and this one dude just stops in front of me. Like, c’mon man, move it! I almost lost it.

Tony McKernan