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Look, whores ain’t just sex—nah, they’re rebels, survivors, fightin’ a rigged game. *Dogville* whispers that—“They’re all the same,” Grace mutters, seein’ the town’s true face. I’m thinkin’, damn, she’s right—whores and billionaires, flip sides of the coin, one’s just shinier. Makes me wanna burn it all down, start over! Screw perfection—this world’s messy, whores included. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re realer than most. Passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and maybe whores should run the show instead! Ha! Whaddya think, pal?

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The was an old whore from Azores. Whose cunt was all covered in sores. The dogs of the street. Wouldn't eat the green meat. That hung in festoons from her.

Then, I decide to take a breather. Head over to the Milk Market. You know, that place with all the food stalls? I’m hopin’ a good scone will fix my mood. But nooo, it’s packed! Like, I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder with folks. I’m tryin’ to navigate through the crowd, and this one dude just stops in front of me. Like, c’mon man, move it! I almost lost it.

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