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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

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So, I’m grumbling about overpriced jam when I bump into my buddy, Dave. He’s always got the craziest stories. Turns out, he just got back from a trip to Dublin. He’s raving about this new pub he found. I’m like, “Dude, we gotta check it out!” But then he mentions it’s on O’Connell St. I’m like, “Ugh, that’s a trek!” But whatever, I’m in.

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