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Exaggeratin’ for kicks—imagine me hirin’ one! Mr. T rollin’ up, gold chains clankin’. She’d be like, “What’s this circus?” I’d flex, “Risk assessment, baby!” Total movie moment, *Margaret* style—“You’re distracting me!” Love that chaos, keeps it spicy. But nah, I’m too square, haha!

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First call, some dude from Knocklyon Road. He’s all frantic, like his cat’s gone missing. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a kid!” But he’s convinced it’s the end of the world. I mean, I get it, cats are family, but c’mon! I tell him to check under the couch. Spoiler alert: he found it. I’m just glad I didn’t have to send out a search party.

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