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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

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When I get there, the flat looks like a tornado hit it. Clothes everywhere, pizza boxes stacked like a monument to laziness. I knock, and this guy opens the door, looking like he just rolled outta bed. I mean, come on, man! Put on a shirt!

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