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About Cork

Sex-datin’s messy, bruv. You get the weirdos—bloke asked me to wear socks only, no trainers, for a shag. What’s dat about? Freaked me out, but I laughed, ‘cos it’s proper bonkers. Then there’s the thrill—met this one chick, smashed it in a car park, felt like a king! “The world lives,” like the movie says—felt alive, man! But the flops? Ugh, this one dude stank of cheese—swear down, I nearly vommed. Bin that off quick!

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We host a bunch of fun and exciting singles events every week in Dublin, Cork and Galway. These are perfect opportunities for you to meet your perfect match in.

Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 or so, trying to impress his friends. He climbs up the diving board like he’s some kind of superhero. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But nah, he jumps, and I swear, it was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. He belly-flops harder than I’ve ever seen. The splash was epic! Everyone laughed, even me. But then, he comes up, and he’s crying. Ugh, poor kid. I had to go over and give him a pep talk. “Hey, man, you’re still a champ!”

Pincers at the ready! Dalkey Lobster Festival is set to return next month