Cora Cobh Whore ❤️❤️

About Cork

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

ESCORTS IN COBH

There are plenty of things to do in Cobh regardless of when you visit. From colourful houses and museums to (supposedly) haunted hotels and buzzy little pubs, there’s plenty of things to see .

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk.” Oh great, just what I need. I’m thinkin’ I’m in trouble or somethin’. Turns out, he wants me to lead a new project. I’m like, “Awesome! But can we not do this over fish and chips?”

On This Day: The Titanic's tragic last stop in Cobh, Co Cork