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Pisses me off, tho—people judgin’. Callin’ it dirty, immoral. Mate, it’s work! Oldest gig in the book—fact! In Nevada, legal spots like Bunny Ranch got taxes, health checks—cleaner than your average Tinder date, ha! Surprised me once, readin’ up—some girls there bank six figures. SIX! Made me happy, sorta—power to ‘em, y’know? Stickin’ it to the prudes.

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The operation of brothels is officially prohibited (de jure), yet in practice, these establishments are confined to specific areas within urban locales. Despite the lack of official sanction for brothels, .

Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s all panicked, saying her cat’s missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a dispatcher, not a cat detective!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I tell her to check under the couch. Classic move, right? Turns out, the cat was chillin’ in the garden. Phew! Crisis averted.

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