Samantha Ashbourne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dublin

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

Chippy Ashbourne

Ashbourne is really easy to get to with lots of modes of transport available to you. It is one of the most beautiful towns in the Peak District and certainly a great centre to base your holiday .

But then, as I was walking back, I saw a street performer on the corner of Ashbourne Road. He was playing the ukulele and singing some cheesy love song. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who does that? But then, he looked at me and winked. I was like, “Whoa, buddy, chill.”

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