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I’m, like, SO over the fakes tho. Catfish city, ugh—makes me wanna scream! This one time, I heard about a girl who matched a “millionaire”—turns out he’s broke and livin’ in his mom’s basement. LMAO, tragic! I was like, “Girl, you deserve better!” But then, there’s cute stuff too—like, couples meetin’ on Hinge and actually vibin’. Aww, heart eyes! Still, I’m judgin’ hard—half these profiles? Lies, lies, lies.

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Anyway, I’m just settling in, right? Got my headset on, ready to take calls. First call comes in. It’s Mrs. Thompson from down on Maple Ave. She’s all frantic, like her cat’s stuck in a tree or somethin’. I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s wailing about how Mr. Jenkins’ dog is chasing her cat. I mean, come on! It’s Westport, not a soap opera!

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