Ellie Shannon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dublin

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

Whore Carnival

Whore Carnival is Shannon Bell's feminist genealogy of prostitution, linking the ancient Greek "hetaera" - the holy courtesan - to the sex industry workers of post-modern Babylon.

So, I’m walkin’ and thinkin’ about my next big IT pitch. I’m an evangelist, after all. Gotta spread the tech gospel! But then I see this cute café on O’Connell Street. I’m like, “Coffee first, tech later.” I grab a cappuccino, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feelin’ good, but then I spill it all over my shirt. Ugh! Now I look like a walking coffee stain.

Death Notice of Ray Shannon (Mullinavat, Kilkenny)