Aurora Shankill Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cork

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m David Brent, top dog, legend in me own mind, and I’ve got some proper thoughts on this – straight from the gut, no filter! Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night shift, ain’t they? Workin’ hard, puttin’ in the hours, no faff, no fuss – pure dedication! Reminds me of *Oldboy*, that twisted flick I bloody love – “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.” Whores get that, don’t they? They’re out there, grindin’, while the world’s havin’ a giggle or turnin’ a blind eye.

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Turns out, some dude on a bike wiped out right in front of the shop. I mean, he went down hard. I almost spilled my coffee! But then, instead of helping him, everyone just started laughing. Like, c’mon, people! Have some compassion! I was fuming.

Death Notice of Lynda KING (Shankill, Dublin)