Layla Shankill Whore ❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Here’s a kicker—some say the word “whore” comes from old English “hore,” meanin’ dirt or filth, but I call bullshit, it’s about freedom, breakin’ rules, like Belfort yellin’, “Sell me this pen!” They’re sellin’ somethin’ alright, and half the time, the buyer’s too dumb to see the scam. Makes me laugh, bro, these suckers gettin’ played, and I’m over here like, “Ain’t no stoppin’ me now!”

Things to do around Laghy

Ireland Shankill Whore · Rimming (receive) · Deep Throat · Cunnilingus · Anal Sex for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give).

First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of the Falls Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual—coffee so strong it could wake the dead. I’m sittin’ there, scrolling through my phone, when I hear this massive crash outside. I’m like, “What now?”

Death Notice of Emily O'Keeffe (née O'Callaghan) (Shankill, Dublin)