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Favorite bit? When they hit that spot—y’know, lower back, thighs—electric, like Jesse’s last breath. Little known fact: Thai style, they crack your spine, medieval shit, hurts so good. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck, it’s primal—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’. Ever try it with ice? Cold as Siberia, burns after—twisted genius. Hella sarcastic now—“Oh, great, another knot,” but damn, I crave it. “I ain’t no hero,” just a guy who’d trade vodka for this any day. You tried it? Tell me, comrade—worth it or bullshit?

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First, there’s this wedding. A big one. Everyone’s dressed to the nines, and I’m in my usual black tee and jeans. I feel underdressed, but whatever. I’m not here to impress. But then, the bride’s dad has a meltdown. He’s yelling about the DJ. Apparently, he played the wrong song. I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. Like, dude, it’s just a song!

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