Esme Sallynoggin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

Now, I’m obsessed with *The New World*, right? Terrence Malick’s masterpiece—Pocahontas, John Smith, all that jazz. “She wove mats of feathers,” they say in the flick—beautiful, pure, untouched vibe. But “whore”? Opposite energy, right? Society slaps that label on gals who don’t play by the rules. Makes me mad as hell—why’s it always the dames gettin’ judged? Dudes out there sleepin’ around, nobody bats an eye. Hypocrisy’s thicker than my grandma’s gravy.

Racing Record

Mistress (hard) · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Classic Sex · Ball Licking and Sucking.

But then, I see a guy spill his drink all over the floor. Classic! I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost choke on my cake. The barista from earlier is there, and he’s like, “You okay?” I’m like, “Yeah, just livin’ the dream in Sallynoggin!”

Death Notice of Evelyn (Delie) O'LEARY (née O'Toole) (Sallynoggin, Dublin)